Upcoming Show: May’s House Party 5!
This Friday, me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (senior writer, Spike TV) present this month’s House Party 5! Free comedy! FREE PIZZA! FREE DRINKS!!
Friday May 10th at 9, we welcome:
BEN KRONBERG (Comedy Central Half Hour)
JOSH GONDELMAN (Modern Seinfeld)
ROJO PEREZ (Bridgetown Comedy Fest)
SETH HERZOG (Sweet, Fallon, Comedy Central)
CHRIS LAMBERTH (NC Comedy Arts Festival)
MYKA FOX (MTV)
JOHN EARLY (Ars Nova)
and sketches from BUSINESS COMPUTER!
PLUS me and Lukas, surprise special guests & more.
As always, it’s FREE as FUCK and FUN as HELL. Tell your friends!
At Brit Pack Theater – 153 Lafayette, 3rd floor. Here’s the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/582231158468704/
Upcoming Show: April’s House Party 5!
Free comedy! Free pizza! Free drinks! House Party 5 is back!
Come join fake brothers Lukas Kaiser & Hoff Matthews as they put on one of the stupidest parties in NYC–Friday April 12th at 9pm at Brit Pack Theater! (153 Lafayette, 3rd floor)…
COMEDY BY:
Aparna Nancherla (Totally Biased on FX)
Jim Tews (MTV)
George Gordon (Bridgetown Comedy Festival)
Ashley Brooke Roberts (The DREAM Show)
Tyler Fischer (Fresh Fisch)
Plus surprise special guests…
And pizza from:
Lombardi’s!
Here’s the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/488889527831309/
See you there–FRIDAY APRIL 12 AT 9!
New Standup Videos!
I decided to post some videos to prove I actually do standup and not just silly blog posts and stuff. Enjoy!
Upcoming Show: March’s House Party 5!
House Party 5 is back! This Friday, March 8th join me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (senior writer, Spike TV) as we welcome our guests:
ADAM CONOVER! (College Humor! VH1′s Best Week Ever!)
JONO ZALAY! (Comedy Bang Bang! An actual Neuroscientist)
AMBER NELSON! (UCB Theater!)
MIKE CANNON! (MTV’S Failosophy)
MATT RUBY! (Hot Soup! Sandpaper Suit!)
MARIA HEINEGG! (Bridgetown Comedy Fest!)
DAVID ORSHAN! (He’s only 19!!)
and more!!!
As always there will be Surprise special guests, FREE MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA from Lombardi’s and FREE ALCOHOL.
Come over and hang out at our place…
BRIT PACK THEATER — 153 LAFAYETTE, 3RD FLOOR. 9PM. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, IT’LL BE THE FUCKING JAM. HERE’S THE FACEBOOK LINK: https://www.facebook.com/events/543466899031888/
The Oscars 2013: Hoff Matthews Picks the Winners!
Hey there! Have you caught Oscar fever? Are you scouring the web for tips that will help you win your office pool? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Most of you may know me as a comedian, but I’m actually heavily involved in the film and TV industry as well—so heavily involved, in fact, that I have not just one but two IMDb profiles to my name! (Actually, they’re both listed under the name “Matt Hoffman,” a pseudonym I use for my behind-the-scenes gigs so as to avoid being mobbed by fans.) So read on as I use my wealth of insider knowledge to clue you in on who will win—and, more importantly, who DESERVES to win—the six Academy Awards that anybody actually cares about. Read more…
Upcoming Show: February’s House Party 5!
After being rescheduled due to weather, House Party 5 is back!!! We gotz pizza & drinks and comedy! All at a weird loft space in SoHo!
Me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (Senior Writer, Spike TV) welcome our guests:
TED TRAVELSTEAD! (Vanity fair! @trumpetcake on Twitter)
JOHN WYATT HASKELL! (writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Two Fun Men at the UCB)
EMILY HELLER! (Comedy Central)
JOE PERA! (Creek and the Cave)
TIM RACINE! (iO Chicago, The PIT)
LIZZIE MARTINEZ! (The “Emily” show)
THE LUCAS BROTHERS (FOX ANIMATED SERIES! COMEDY CENTRAL! JIMMY FALLON!)
FREE ‘Za! Free Drinkies! Free comedy! Free dancing and shit after I guess. It all goes down at Brit Pack Studios (153 Lafayette, 3rd floor) at 9 on Saturday, Feb 16th. Here’s the Facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/events/532633563423487/
Upcoming Show: The Super Secret Show!
This is an ULTRA-CLASSIFIED show being put on this Friday (the 18th) at 9:00 in an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION by Manuel Rondon and Joey Patches, with Matt Lynch co-hosting this installment. I’ll be on it, obviously, along with:
- TIM DUFFY
(go to 3:02)
and of course a Super Secret Guest!
Also a Far Fetched Sketch
…And a musical performance by Matt Wilson.
The show is free and apparently there will be beer and snacks for cheap. If you’re interested, check out the Facebook page and message Manuel Rondon. Use a codename when you contact him, not because you have to but just because how often do you get to do stuff like that.




