Upcoming Show: The Cranky Pants Comedy Hour!
Me and my buddy Lukas Kaiser are co-hosting a show tonight at One & One! There’s kind of a crazy amount of Luk/cases on the bill. Check out the lineup:
THE LUCAS BROTHERS (Arrested Development, Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon)
NICK TURNER (VH1’s Best Week Ever, Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon)
SEATON SMITH (Just For Laughs Montreal, The John Mulaney Show)
MARIA HEINEGG (Huffington Post, http://lookimabuffalo.com/, The Apology Party)
LUCAS CONNOLLY (Comedy Central, Co-Producer of Cranky Pants)
BEN CONRAD (Co-Producer of Cranky Pants, Beloved Wife & Mother)
CASEY JAMES SALENGO (Heavenly Bodies Podcast, The Big Weird Patio Show)
And of course your hosts, me and Lukas! (House Party 5, Radness, Shotgunnin’ It, Phoning It In)
It all starts tonight (Friday, June 21st) at 7:30 in the Nexus Lounge of One & One (12 1st Avenue, corner of 1st St.). Click here for the Facebook event. Hope to see you there!
Upcoming Show: June’s HP5000!
This Friday, me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (senior writer, Spike TV) present the newly renamed HP5000, hosted this month by me and the terrific Bill Stiteler! As always, free comedy! FREE PIZZA! FREE DRINKS!!Upcoming Show: May’s House Party 5!
This Friday, me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (senior writer, Spike TV) present this month’s House Party 5! Free comedy! FREE PIZZA! FREE DRINKS!!
Friday May 10th at 9, we welcome:
BEN KRONBERG (Comedy Central Half Hour)
JOSH GONDELMAN (Modern Seinfeld)
ROJO PEREZ (Bridgetown Comedy Fest)
SETH HERZOG (Sweet, Fallon, Comedy Central)
CHRIS LAMBERTH (NC Comedy Arts Festival)
MYKA FOX (MTV)
JOHN EARLY (Ars Nova)
and sketches from BUSINESS COMPUTER!
PLUS me and Lukas, surprise special guests & more.
As always, it’s FREE as FUCK and FUN as HELL. Tell your friends!
At Brit Pack Theater – 153 Lafayette, 3rd floor. Here’s the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/582231158468704/
Upcoming Show: April’s House Party 5!
Free comedy! Free pizza! Free drinks! House Party 5 is back!
Come join fake brothers Lukas Kaiser & Hoff Matthews as they put on one of the stupidest parties in NYC–Friday April 12th at 9pm at Brit Pack Theater! (153 Lafayette, 3rd floor)…
COMEDY BY:
Aparna Nancherla (Totally Biased on FX)
Jim Tews (MTV)
George Gordon (Bridgetown Comedy Festival)
Ashley Brooke Roberts (The DREAM Show)
Tyler Fischer (Fresh Fisch)
Plus surprise special guests…
And pizza from:
Lombardi’s!
Here’s the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/488889527831309/
See you there–FRIDAY APRIL 12 AT 9!
Upcoming Show: March’s House Party 5!
House Party 5 is back! This Friday, March 8th join me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (senior writer, Spike TV) as we welcome our guests:
ADAM CONOVER! (College Humor! VH1’s Best Week Ever!)
JONO ZALAY! (Comedy Bang Bang! An actual Neuroscientist)
AMBER NELSON! (UCB Theater!)
MIKE CANNON! (MTV’S Failosophy)
MATT RUBY! (Hot Soup! Sandpaper Suit!)
MARIA HEINEGG! (Bridgetown Comedy Fest!)
DAVID ORSHAN! (He’s only 19!!)
and more!!!
As always there will be Surprise special guests, FREE MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA from Lombardi’s and FREE ALCOHOL.
Come over and hang out at our place…
BRIT PACK THEATER — 153 LAFAYETTE, 3RD FLOOR. 9PM. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, IT’LL BE THE FUCKING JAM. HERE’S THE FACEBOOK LINK: https://www.facebook.com/events/543466899031888/
Upcoming Show: February’s House Party 5!
After being rescheduled due to weather, House Party 5 is back!!! We gotz pizza & drinks and comedy! All at a weird loft space in SoHo!
Me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (Senior Writer, Spike TV) welcome our guests:
TED TRAVELSTEAD! (Vanity fair! @trumpetcake on Twitter)
JOHN WYATT HASKELL! (writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Two Fun Men at the UCB)
EMILY HELLER! (Comedy Central)
JOE PERA! (Creek and the Cave)
TIM RACINE! (iO Chicago, The PIT)
LIZZIE MARTINEZ! (The “Emily” show)
THE LUCAS BROTHERS (FOX ANIMATED SERIES! COMEDY CENTRAL! JIMMY FALLON!)
FREE ‘Za! Free Drinkies! Free comedy! Free dancing and shit after I guess. It all goes down at Brit Pack Studios (153 Lafayette, 3rd floor) at 9 on Saturday, Feb 16th. Here’s the Facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/events/532633563423487/
Upcoming Show: The Super Secret Show!
This is an ULTRA-CLASSIFIED show being put on this Friday (the 18th) at 9:00 in an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION by Manuel Rondon and Joey Patches, with Matt Lynch co-hosting this installment. I’ll be on it, obviously, along with:
– TIM DUFFY
(go to 3:02)
and of course a Super Secret Guest!
Also a Far Fetched Sketch
…And a musical performance by Matt Wilson.
The show is free and apparently there will be beer and snacks for cheap. If you’re interested, check out the Facebook page and message Manuel Rondon. Use a codename when you contact him, not because you have to but just because how often do you get to do stuff like that.
10 Pictures that Look Photoshopped–But Aren’t!
By Hoff Matthews
Back in the day, if you saw something truly outlandishly crazy, the definitive way to prove that it was real was to snap a photograph of it. These days, however, image modification programs like Adobe Photoshop allow anyone with computer access to create unreal imagery that looks totally convincing, and as a result, many people who come across an eye-catching or unusual image will automatically assume that it is fake. That’s not always the case, though, as proven by the pictures displayed below, which may look tampered with but are actually TOTALLY REAL. Read more…
Upcoming Show: January’s House Party 5!
Me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser (senior writer for Spike TV) are back in business THIS FRIDAY at 9pm! Pizza from Lombardi’s! Free alcohol! AND comedy from:
COLIN JOST! (WRITER, SNL)
EMMY BLOTNICK! (JIMMY FALLON, MTV’S NIKKI & SARA LIVE)
JOSH GONDELMAN! (TWITTER’S MODERN SEINFELD https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday)
NATE FERNALD! (Team Submarine)
TIM DUFFY! (Mid-Evenings with Jay Miller)
J.F. HARRIS!
JUSTY DODGE!
and characters from EMILY BOGUE!
It’s gonna be nuts. All going down at 9pm at Brit Pack Theater (153 Lafayette, 3rd floor)! Here’s the Facebook link: https://www.facebook.com/events/471945686175353/
Upcoming Show: December’s House Party 5!
FRIDAY DEC 14TH AT 9PM!! LIVE AT BRIT PACK THEATER (153 LAFAYETTE, 3RD FLOOR)… Me and my fake brother Lukas Kaiser are throwing the ultimate Christmas party–free pizza from Lombardi’s and an open bar! Plus comedy from these people:
ROBERT DEAN!
DOUG SMITH!
ERIK BERGSTROM!
JO FIRESTONE!
MIKE POMRANZ!
AARON KHEIFETS!
DICKS & STONES!
and more…
It’s the best! Come on down this Friday at 9pm… Enough comedy, pizza, drinx n high fives for EVERYONE!
FRIDAY 9PM AT BRIT PACK THEATER 153 LAFAYETTE, 3RD FLOOR, BUZZ TO GET UP!
Here’s the Facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/events/128510263973942/
Hoff Matthews 